SoBurlesque: BATTLE OF TWO HEARTS FOR THEIR CAPTAIN...
Nouveaux
rebondissements dans la famille Royale du Burlesque Mondial. Il y a de cela quelques mois So
Burlesque révélait au Monde, grâce à des sources irréfutables, L’amour naissant
entre notre Roi 2011 Captain Kidd et notre princesse 2013 Lada RedStar. (EN SAVOIR PLUS)Dès
lors le couple n’hésitait pas a afficher leur amour au grand jour, Lada allant jusqu’à
enregistrer une reprise du fameux « Zou Bisou Bisou» de Gillian
Hills, secrètement dédié à Captain…
New Drama in the World Royal Burlesque family. A few months ago, So Burlesque revealed to the World, thanks to indisputable sources, the growing love between 2011 King of Burlesque Captain Kidd and our 2013 And reigning princess Lada Redstar. (READ MORE) Since then the couple have been very open about their Relationship. Lada even recorded a cover of Gillian Hills Famous "Zou Bisou Bisou" secreatlty dedicated to Captain...
New Drama in the World Royal Burlesque family. A few months ago, So Burlesque revealed to the World, thanks to indisputable sources, the growing love between 2011 King of Burlesque Captain Kidd and our 2013 And reigning princess Lada Redstar. (READ MORE) Since then the couple have been very open about their Relationship. Lada even recorded a cover of Gillian Hills Famous "Zou Bisou Bisou" secreatlty dedicated to Captain...
Zou Bisou Bisou by Bart & Baker Feat Lada Redstar...
Mais Fez n’avait pas encore dit son dernier mot!
Toujours aussi amoureux de son Captain, avec qui il partageait la scène tous
les soirs avec leur tournée Troupe Briefs, Il tenta tout pour attirer à nouveau
l’attention de son Captain… allant même jusqu’à se déguiser en Lada
Redstar… Mais en vain. La vie en Tourné
n’était pas rose, et de nombreuses fois La troupe et Captain tentèrent d’éliminer
ce pauvre Fez au cœur Brisé.
But Fez haven't yet said his last word!!! As much in Love with His Captain as he used to be, and with who he was still sharing the stage with their troup Brief, He tried to attract Captain's attention once again... He even tried to dress as Lada... In vain. But the life on the Road wasn't easy, and the Troupe and Captain even tried to eliminate the poor dear HeartBroken Fez...
But Fez haven't yet said his last word!!! As much in Love with His Captain as he used to be, and with who he was still sharing the stage with their troup Brief, He tried to attract Captain's attention once again... He even tried to dress as Lada... In vain. But the life on the Road wasn't easy, and the Troupe and Captain even tried to eliminate the poor dear HeartBroken Fez...
"Hey Captain, Look I'm Cleopatra..."
"- Lada Is It You?!"
"- What do you mean I'm not Lada?! Of Course I am..."
Terrible Murder Scene...
La situation
prenant des proportions démesurées la télé allemande tenta d’organiser une séance
de thérapie télévisuelle afin de réconcilier les deux amants qui depuis 6 mois
se déchirent. Mais la télé Allemande ignorait ce que So Burlesque savait déjà
depuis quelques jours…
The situation was sooo excessively tensed that German Tv tried to organise a Tv Thérapy session, in order to reconciliate former lovers who were tearing each other appart for the last 6 months. But German Tv didn't know what So Burlesque already knew for a few days now...
- Look Lada & I have the same Make Up
- Whatever...
En effet une
Source irréfutable, très proche des deux stars du Burlesque, avait prévenu nos
paparazzis qu’un Evènement spécial allait
intervenir à Berlin et marqué une nouvelle étape dans la relation de nos deux
tourtereaux. Que cela pouvait-il donc être ?! Et quand est ce que cet « évènement
spécial » allait-il avoir lieu ?
Indeed, our indisputable source, Very close to our two Burlesque Stars, informed our teams that a very special event was about to take place in Berlin, that would mark a new step in the relation of our beloved couple. What could it be?! and When will this "special event" take place?!
Indeed, our indisputable source, Very close to our two Burlesque Stars, informed our teams that a very special event was about to take place in Berlin, that would mark a new step in the relation of our beloved couple. What could it be?! and When will this "special event" take place?!
Sachant les
deux tourtereaux actuellement à Berlin, nous envoyâmes nos paparazzis les plus expérimenté pour les
suivre. Et il y a de cela quelques jours, Alors que le couple se repandait d’amour
dans un restaurant en vogue à Berlin, FEZ que l’on n’avait pas vu depuis l’émission
de télé, débarque tel une furie enragé pour séparer et menacé le couple…
Knowing the Couple were spending time in Berlin, we sent our most experimented paparazzis to follow them. And a few days ago, while the couple was spreading its love in a fancy berlin restaurant, Fez who we didn't see in public since the German Tv Show, entered as an enraged Fury to seperate and threaten the couple...
Knowing the Couple were spending time in Berlin, we sent our most experimented paparazzis to follow them. And a few days ago, while the couple was spreading its love in a fancy berlin restaurant, Fez who we didn't see in public since the German Tv Show, entered as an enraged Fury to seperate and threaten the couple...
" - Oh My King How I love you.... "
*That Cocktail is Yummy!!!!*
"- He is MY king!!! You... Playboy Bunny?!!!
- Oh My Godness, FEZ!!!"
Mais c’était
sans compter sur la détermination de Lada Redstar, Princesse régnante du
Burlesque Mondial, qui avait décidé de faire lors de cette soirée romantique,
sa demande en Mariage à Captain Kidd… Pour l’occasion cette dernière a acheté
une magnifique Bague en Crystal Swarovski, « que Fez n’aurai jamais pu
offrir à Captain tant il est fauché » ( toujours d’après cette même
source proche de la princesse.)
But he didn't take in account how determined our reigning princess of Burlesque was to propose her King, during their romantic diner... For the occasion Lada bought a gorgeous Black Swarovski crystaled ring, "which Fez , who is constantlt broke, couldn't afford..." (according to the same source, close to the princess.)
- Will You Marry Me Captain?!
*Fuck You Betches!!!*
Le sang de Fez
ne fait qu’un tour, et ce dernier se jette sur le Couple et plus précisement
Lada pour arrêter cette Mascarade, laissant La princesse du Burlesque « humiliée,
détrônée...Son corps est marqué à vie d'un énorme bleu sur le bras, qui lui
rappellera, à elle, et au monde, à qui appartient le corps et l'âme de Captain. »
Fez's Heart skipped a Beat, and he throw himself on the couple and more precisely Lada, to stop this masquerade... Leaving the Burlesque Princess "humbled, dthroned... Her body and arm bruised forever... so she, and the world, never forget, to whom Captain Kidd's body and soul belongs..."
Fez's Heart skipped a Beat, and he throw himself on the couple and more precisely Lada, to stop this masquerade... Leaving the Burlesque Princess "humbled, dthroned... Her body and arm bruised forever... so she, and the world, never forget, to whom Captain Kidd's body and soul belongs..."
HORROR!
" - LEAVE CAPTAIN ALONE BETCH!
- ME?! NEVEEEER!!!"
Mais « La
princess se laissera-t-elle faire si
facilement?? Ou elle retournera à l'attaque après avoir léché ses blessures? »...
But "will the princess tolorate to be pushed around that way?! Or will she go back in the fight after she finished licking her scars?!"
But "will the princess tolorate to be pushed around that way?! Or will she go back in the fight after she finished licking her scars?!"
Ceci cher
Lecteur est un affaire à suivre…
This, my dear readers is a File to Watch!
This, my dear readers is a File to Watch!
Et je sais la
question que tout le monde se pose ?! Mais qu’est-il advenu de notre gentleman
Charmeur George Bangable ?!
And I know the question on Everybody's lips?! What Happened to our Charmer Gentleman George Bangable?!
And I know the question on Everybody's lips?! What Happened to our Charmer Gentleman George Bangable?!
Et bien après un été en charmante compagnie,
celui-ci a tenté d’oublié la Belle Lada, avec la sublime Lolly Wish. Mais à force
de lui tripoter les seins durant les photoshoots, ce dernier se demande actuellement
s’il n'est pas temps d'avoir se propre sein et de changer de sex… Tenterai-t-il lui aussi de volé
Captain Kidd à Fez?!
Well, After a summer in sweet compagny, he tried to forget the beautiful Lada, with the lovely Lolly Wish. But by continualy fondling Lolly's boobies during photoshoots, George wondered if it wasn't time for him to have breast of his own and change sex... Will he also try to take Captain Kidd away from Fez?!!
Que de
Rebondissements…
So Much Drama...
A HUGE THANK YOU TO LADA REDSTAR, CAPTAIN KIDD AND FEZ FAANANA!!!!!! <3
So Much Drama...
A HUGE THANK YOU TO LADA REDSTAR, CAPTAIN KIDD AND FEZ FAANANA!!!!!! <3
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